On he who proposed to me at half-past a late hour;

I sat cross-legged on a barstool atop a roof which overlooked the poorest areas of Libnan while we sipped on our pricey cocktails, and impeccably sculpted bodies danced on stools and tables, set against the enormous sky, they made even it seem like a fake thing.

I delved deeper into my glass, and stirred the ice in my mouth to keep myself from inhaling yet another toxic stick, which in turn kept me from having to speak to anyone.

These fallen gods and goddesses, they don’t have room for sadness. They hold hands and dance passionately, with their backs turned to the stars and their faces turned towards one another. A lonely man carries a broom and sweeps in between the spaces which permit him do so, as the drunken mess of tossed cigarette butts and broken glass don’t hesitate to scatter their remains across the polished floor.

I’m going to be sick. I step outside and wait for a chariot, a horse, a skateboard.

Two men leaned lazily over the hood of a beat-up car; upon its roof was a dimly lit hand-painted Taxi.

This was not a regular taxi, I knew this well and was warned of taking such cabs at late hours. They’re known as service. They cost close to nothing and reserve the right to pick up anyone else on the way. There is no a.c. and there is an almost obligatory political discussion that comes at no extra charge – but you’d best have an opinion prepared.

I stumbled towards him and tugged down at my dress, he had his eyes fixed on my legs and opened me a door.

He drove a car so withered and tired from years spent choking on gasoline and dust. I held the back door tightly to keep it from falling off, and we drove into the dark night along the darkest seaside. He rescued me from a tumult of drunken haze

“3amarat Bayoud, Shari3 Maqdise… - na3am, jamb il ta3awiniyeh….” My apartment, my street, and yes it is next to the co-op. please just take me there.

My tongue fumbled broken Lebanese; I just wanted to avoid any questions as to whether or not I was Palestinian because it was so obvious from my tongue, and my eyes. It’s a difficult thing to have to hide, to have to explain, you always have to hide who you are.

It reminded me of how when I was younger I could not understand why my parents always lied about where we were from – some men hate you if they think you are from Palestine. We are the black stain of the Middle East and it changes everywhere you go. In Jordan we were Lebanese, in Lebanon we are Jordanian if they don’t believe we are Lebanese – what an exclusive bunch; in America I am Kuwaiti. In my head I am nothing. How could I be anything at all.
Be?
Thing?

Surely enough he could not be fooled, but did not think I was Palestinian, he figured I was jabali – from the mountains – and most importantly, of the Druze.

“Inti dirziyeh mish hayk?” He turned his head completely at me while he drove, and I watched the road for the both of us…I could not make eye contact but responded with an assured – no. I am not druze. Trust me.
I have friends who are druze, lovely folk they are. Kind and festive, they have a twang in their speech. They can only learn of their religion once they turn 40. Interesting isolationists they are.

He was looking for a wife. He was druze. Tradition and religion have it so that they can only marry one another. And this poor son of a bitch was pushing 50 and desperately pursuing me, the backseat rider of his pathetic little car.

We sped between broken roads and broken glass, he beckoned for my requital for he was professing devotion. Still eyeing my legs, telling me that I am natural and smart – not like other girls. I yell at him sternly only when I see other people on the road for fear that he, behind his friendliest eyes would turn on me, sin on me.

I yell at him when he drops me off, he asks if he can come up for coffee.

“you drink coffee at this hour? Shoo imfakirtni? I7tirim nafsak ya aleelit adab!"
I tell him to respect himself. And leave at once. I don’t even pay him what he asks. He waits for me as I unlock my door and I flick my wrist in disgust at his looming presence.

I realize that I yelled in perfect Lebanese – perhaps my rage is of Lebanese blood.

Maybe we can be things after all. Maybe this place is just getting to me.